Inventor of the 1-Minute Work Week

Me and my best friend Ashley and the most wonderful diseases

Listen children… Your father is completely and utterly mad

Salvatore Carnivore, star with ugly fans

Oh, what a feeling! I just glued my husbands toupet to the ceiling

Hilfe! Ich habe zuviel Soul!

The head flip is just a jolly old family trait

Intimacy constructor

You gotta visit your grandparents more often, Charlie… old people won’t stay young forever, you know.

Thinking? You?!

I have a very dirty mind. It has brought me neither succes nor failure.

recovering melancholic

Don’t smile boy It’s only a temporary contract

But staying married Bud, she realised aghast… would be a giant leap into the known!

Fear of therapy? Try talking about it with your therapist…

Shop and destroy!!!

Song for last tooth

I know slaying dragons is rather childish… but it pays the bills.

Mon livre favori? Le Rouge et le Noir de Stendhal

Men only want one thing, but i forgot what it was

He wasn’t looking for trouble… and he didn’t find it either

Panickattack 229

Behind the mask… nobody home

She wanted to SUE REALITY & make it BLEED in COURT

Tod Lopez had malevitch’s black square tattood on his face. Because he could

Yogastress

Names you don’t have to give your children: Grandfacther jr.

May love track you down, brother!

My total lack

Pretty Lonely

Chester WIndhill