42-5-feelingfine

Devouring Wittgenstein

42-3-eternallife

The Secret of Eternal Life

42-1-onionsoup

Multiple choice heartache

41-5-chronicjoy

Chronic joy

41-3-leflaneur

Le Flâneur

41-1-shopgod

God of shoppers

40-2- webofacts

Man caught in a web of facts

38-5-hamsterrap

Bitches, nuts & seeds

38-3-scientists

Eureka!

38-1-grumpyold

Bubbly young woman

37-1-listener

Rubber neck

36-5-embalming

My guilty pleasure

36-3-innerchild

Fully operational

36-1-underwear

Your mother’s underwear

35-5-thisboy

This boy

35-3-themanwho

Not a woman

35-1-overintelectualize

The meaning of toiletpaper

34-5-simpleton

Complex simpleton

34-3-cheapcheese

The comfort of cheap cheese

34-1-bricktattoo

A loving tribute to my brick house

33-5-Orlov

Spectator

33-3-freshdespair

Fresh despair

33-1-bikerpoetry

Biker poetry

32-5-soulbotox

Wishful thinking

32-3-unicorns

Unicorns and veg

32-1-proudmoment

Proud moment

31-5-shoplifter

Shoplifter on the prowl

31-3-thechamp

Waving Champ

31-1-blindsme

Your happiness

30-3-likeabat

Sandor, hanging from the ceiling

29-6-heavyhung

Bud was heavy hung

29-4-boredroman

Bored Roman soldier

29-2-pondering

Things to ponder & contemplate

28-7-toobad

Too bad I’m me

28-5-plumbing

Plumbing the night away

28-3-mothballs

Mothball mouth

28-1-allotment

Allotment shaman

27-6-jeepers

Blind date

27-5-charisma

I have charisma

27-4-dasTier

Das Tier ohne Meinung

27-3-cowgirl

So extremely myself

27-2-rolemodel

Minor role model

27-1-fashionvlog

Hello Bob, my only fan

26-6-Orbalcomposter

Orbal the composer

26-5-blandpippa

Why that bland exterior?

26-4-maninaction

Prototypical man of inaction

26-3-stylewarrior

Style warrior

26-2-inthemoment

In the moment

25-7-chillincheese

Chillin’ with my cheese

25-5-lifeinthreewords

Three words

25-4-arseholebleaching

My true life’s ambition

25-3-runningwithgramps

Running through Hyde Park

25-2-billybow

Billy Bow, part-time mystic

25-1-targetfail

A reasonable head start

24-6-fashionablylate

Fashionably late

24-4-fullenglish

Full English breakfast tattoo

24-3-billiardoutfit

Elmer’s new outfit

24-2-lackoftalent

My unique personal style

24-1-pickupline

I need a new pick up line

23-6-fashionfrown

Fashion meltdown frown

23-5-yagrandpa

Hanging with gramps

23-3-Isitart

Is it art?

23-2-segwaylady

Lethal charms

23-1-sirgnurwyn

How I became a burger flipper

22-7-butthairsong

Butt singers

22-5-jumpingfridge

The paranoid artist and his mad fridge

22-4-frenchambition

French ambition

22-3-hissnake

Uninvited

22-2-daytimetv

Raised by daytime tv

22-1-passerby

Stopping random passers-by

21-6-sugaredlard

Otto and the sweet summer vibe

21-5-tinyvodka

Modest demands

21-4-spotless

The agony of a spotless face

21-3-operating

Brain surgery

21-2-vaguelysexy

Vaguely sexy

20-7-aquarium

A quiet smoke in the big aquarium

20-5-whipshakey

The Magnificent Maracas Machine

20-4-kablam

Fire in the sky

20-3-ceilingspy

Committed boss

20-2-gruntyodeling

Grunt yodeling and rat farming

20-1-Ducttape

What not to do with duct tape

19-7-windup

Wind her up

19-5-voteforme

Swing vote

19-4-junkyard

I wanna be a crash test dummy

19-3- disturbinghabits

Disturbing habits

19-2-doormat

The doormat stylist

19-1-batshitcrazy

Advantages of being batshit crazy

18-6-leisure

The future of leisure

18-5-knackered

Ambitious people

18-4-colleague

Portrait of a co-worker

18-3-trepidation

Apprehensions

18-2-unnyfarm

Madhouse

18-1-jobcoach

Unemployed job coach

17-6-shoulderpads

Dress like a man

17-5-cactusdress

Ute wore a cactus dress

17-4-funeral

Mourning dress code

17-3-bloodwalls

Bloody walls

17-2-peasantwoman

Old peasant woman with a crappy pension

17-1-spontaneousmoments

Spontaneous moments

16-6-pushups

Push-ups in a parallel dimension